Below are text conversations between my brother, Jimmy and 3 anonymous numbers.
Warning : this post contains some racist materials and is not suitable for sensitive people. (exact words from the text messages)
Out of the blue moon...
0165765557 : Towk Taufik kawh?? _
Jim : No. Where you get this number?
0165765557: So, who is this? My fwenz give this 6ber to me.. who's this?
Jim : No, I'm not Taufik. I'm Jimmy.
0165765557 : I don't think so.. where you from?? Why this 6ber at you.. You Taufik or you lie me.. Explian to me where you from?? And how old are you??
*don't believe then no need la. ask so much what for??*
Jim : Sorry, this year exam. Cannot chat.
0165765557 : Can you be my fwenz.. If you old down 17.. I dont have a lot fwenz,and I want you to be my chat fwenz.. You agree..
Jim : Sorry, really cannot chat.
A few hours later...
0165765557 : Please jimmy!! I need your help...
*help to?? kick your ass so that you can stop disturbing him during his exam??*
Jim : Sorry credit very low. Can't reply anymore.
The next day...
0109736068 : Hye??!!..
Jim : Sorry, last msg. Credit really really low.
0109736068 : Jim,,you must relord to reply mine or whatever or whereever you are..
*as if my brother is an animal or something wtf*
1 and a half months later...
0198550454 : Why are you so angry?? You still young or have wife/husband.. From where?? You christian or malay?
*you text people and don't even know the gender??!!*
0198550454 miss called Jim twice.
Jim (credit dry, use brother's number to reply)
Jim : You called me. Now i'm replying with my other number. Who r u? when did i get angry?
*yeah right...your "other" number. lol*
0198550454 : Sorry, just now wrong number. You jimmy right?? Can you be my friend? I am Aida. Where you from?
*suddenly, she said she's Aida and she knows she is texting Jimmy. wtf*
Jim : No time to chat. Sorry.
0198550454 : No, i dont want to chat with you.. I just want to be your friend.. Please.. i lonely.. where you live... give your number house.. I hope you want to give that..
*walao...lonely also can randomly hook up meh...*
The next day...
Jim : Aiyoh. Now i still exam. Busy ah, how make friend?
0198550454 : Yuupp.. Fine... You want me to go is'nt?? Okey.. sure.. I'm goin now.. We not to chat again.. Ok!! You want that is'nt? Mesti awak nie org cina kan?? Tak nak lah kwn dgn org bukan islam.. Buang masa je.. Kalau awak org islam kan senang nak kongsi cerita pasal islam.. Kalau nak,apa salahnya kan.. Can you read malaY? *this is a moron message. so racist. type finish then ask whether my bro can read malay. psycho*
Jim (topped up his credit) : Lol. Like that also got. Ok lah go good also. Btw, i'm not chinese, i'm dayak.
(no reply anymore. Jim had peace for the first time in 2 months)
How hilarious, racist and desperate people can be. Dial random numbers and force people to be your friend wtf These 3 numbers are believed to be of the same person, of unknown gender (though unbelievably appear as Aida at the end).
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1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1.. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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1.. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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You said you were in love and I asked who was that girl.
My heart was pumping fast,
cause I was afraid that you won't say my name.
I love you but I didn't dare to let you know.
When you held my hand
and asked that heart stopping question,
yes, my heart skipped a few beats. :D
I was speechless,
couldn't even open my mouth to say "yes".
I just held your hand tighter,
and you knew what I meant.
You let me lean on your shoulder,
and we star gazed the whole night. :) All those nicknames,
arguments and swearing,
to the Indonesian speaking us today.
Every moment counts.
Today is our one year anniversary. :)
He had his final paper today as well.
But he remembered our anniversary,
when I thought all he was thinking about was his studies.
He wished us exacted at 12 midnight.
I understand we couldn't afford a grand celebration
and we don't have the time to celebrate on the day itself.
So instead, we had supper at night.
And I told him this:
"the most special anniversary ever is when it is not celebrated with materials, no gifts, no trips, no treats... but just me & you enjoying the presence of one another, at the mamak stall. Hahah! thanks."
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